Nigerian goes on blind date, picks up the date in his Hummer....to which she comments, "this car is BIG!!!!"
"Ah! ma sista, evertin in naija is Big!!!!"Get to grand restaurant for dinner.....to which she says "mmmmm! this place is huge....

He replies,"I oready tod u ma sista, evertin in nogeria is big!!!!"
Later they head to his mansion...."wow!" she says "your house is massive!!!!"
"Yes ma sista I tod u evertin in naija is big!!!!"
They get into the bedroom, and the man removed his pant, she comments "mmm! your thing is gigantic!!!"
He says "ahhh! ma sista i oready tod u evertin in nogeria is big....."
.as he enters her, he pauses for a moment.."....mmh chineke!! ma sista are u oso from Naigeria?!

Igweeeeee!